May 2013
Tumblr Texting Buddy Application.
Name:
Where you are from:
Timezone:
Age:
When I Can Text You:
How Fast You Respond:
Anything Else:
Favorite kind of music:
SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!
*If accepted, I'll ask for your number*
DO IT, LETS BE BEST FRIENDS
Black Culture is popular. Black people are not.
little-nativegirl:
joeymanifesto:
Everybody wanna be a nigga. But ain’t nobody wanna be a nigga
THIS FUCKING POST
April 2013
My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
Mom: what's wrong ?
Me: I'm not in the mood.
Mom: not in the mood for what?
Me: life ..
INSTAGRAM - KORTSDONAE
TWITTER - KORTNIDONAE
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
me: wow i have so much work to do
me: --goes on tumblr--
me: --watches a movie--
me: --writes a novel--
me: --teaches myself sitar--
me: --climbs a mountain--
me: --backpacks through europe--
me: why am i not getting anything done
me: i have a headache
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: my back hurts
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: i failed a test
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: hitler killed the jews
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
Me: A dull knife.
Dad: Why a dull knife?
Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.
March 2013
feelingxxwicked:
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did
mangoluvah:
jeff-witheys-xbox:
2001 Monsters, Inc.
2013 Monsters University
When all these little kids try to get in line on June 21 before us….
This^^^^ lmaooo
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
